>>42839675You are being exceptionally rude to my tulpawife, anon. Please cease or I shall henceforth unleash another fifty posts of unintelligible, frothing screed in your general direction. However, as I am a gentleman and scholar of a very high-functioning class, I shall as a symbol of my devotion to my tulpawife post a cute, funny picture of her (even though my iteration of her is a mental abberation without physical form), further solidifying my position as an eternal punching bag because I am fundamentally incapable of understanding even the most basic of social cues.
Did I mention that I love my tulpawife today? Because I love my tulpawife. I love her so much that I have sworn never to lewd her, because that is not a thing that lovers do. Have a good day.