>>38321585>A'ight, so there was this... little Monferno fella, right?>Do you know the uhh... there was this trainer who caught 'im right?"He caught a starter?"
>That's what it says here, yeah."A starter? He caught a STARTER?"
>Yeah."You're full of it."
>No you see he-"FULL of it!
Alright, go on, get on with it."
>So this bloke, he caught this little Monferno fella, and sent 'im out in a battle, right?"Sure, a Pokemon battle, fine."
>Right, yeah. So errr... the trainer, 'e said to use the Dig move, right?>And 'e dug a hole, right? Burrowed down under the ground."With his hands? The feet? Or did he give him a little shovel?"
>Errrmm... no, just with his hands I think, yeah."You think."
>No, well, yeah I wasn't there, though, but if 'e 'ad a shovel it would've said sommat about it, right?>But then this other bloke he was fighting with couldn't hit the Monferno cuz 'e was underground, right?"Are you sure it's not because he DIDN'T EXIST?"
>But then-"I still can't get over how you think he caught a starter."
>No, see, then what 'appened was, right? The other bloke's Pokemon could only aim at him."What, at the trainer?"
>Yeah."So he tells his Monferno to Dig and then gets attacked by this, what Pokemon was it?"
>Ehhh... I think... it was a... Machoke?"FULL OF IT! You are FULL of it! You think a Machoke isn't smart enough to know the difference between a Monferno and a Pokemon trainer?"
>No see the thing is-"I could see mixing up your head with a Voltorb maybe."
>Thing is this Machoke... it was confused, right?"Confused."
>Yeah, it just got finished Thrashin' about and was confused, so it thought the trainer was the Monferno what just went underground."So you're saying he died then? Because NO TRAINER could survive a Machoke hitting them."
>No, see, here's the intresting part, right? So the Monferno... 'e comes out of the ground and hits the Machoke. Knocks 'im out. One blow."Never happened. Never happened, alright, we're moving on."
