>>54753099Reason No. 2: Poseidon’s Fury
Vaporeon's Pokédex entries also state how it can control the water in its environment with no problems whatsoever, as well as learn the moves Whirlpool and Waterfall. Remember when I said that this creature is literally a living puddle of water? So yeah, basically, this creature could potentially launch itself straight into your nose, inhabit your lungs for a few minutes, and then exit your body after you drop dead with no problem at all. In the medical world, we call that dry drowning. Vaporeon can also control the water from any household appliance that uses water, such as the sink, the washing machine, the dishwasher, the shower head, and even the toilet, to its advantage too, and it will make sure that you drown in your own house if you ever decided to go full Weinstein on it. It could even control the water from a nearby septic tank or a sewer hole to defend itself too. Vaporeon was never trapped in here with you. No. Far from it. You were trapped in here with Vaporeon this whole time, but you didn't realize it because you were too focused on unleashing your love juice into it to be self-aware of your surroundings. May Arceus help you if you ever end up in that situation because you couldn't keep it in your pants. Vaporeon can also learn Detect as well, so yeah, it knows what you want to do with it, and it isn’t going to let you fool around with it any time soon.
