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> be dialga
> be 2017 years old
> time to wake up for work
> busy job managing spacetime
> go to kitchen for breakfast
> hungry for toaster strudel
> take the box out of cupboard
> poke dough boy's tummy, make a little giggle noise like the commercials
> open box
> box is empty
> feelsbadman.jpg
> wtf I wanna destroy the world now
> start destroying the world
> raping churches, burning women
> killing all the humans and Pokémon
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> but something's missing
> you're still hungry for toaster strudel
> look down
> holy shit
> there's a smoochum offering you a toaster strudel
> you feel bad for destroying world
> you accept smoochum's offering
> time to fix world
> roar of time
> time to thank smoochum
> wait one turn to recharge
> thank smoochum
> happily ever after