>>16866749>BREAKING NEWS: TEENAGED KILLER ON THE LOOSE! DUBBED BY MEDIA: "THE SHOELESS BARISTA"Headlines begin running across the Kalos region informing everyone in every city that a Christmas terrorist known as the "Shoeless Barista" has taken over the Lumiose City Super-Mall. The mall's parking lot turns into panicmode as news crews and families with relatives inside rush to see developments.
SWAT teams however, refuse to let anyone in until the situation has been handled. Little does Lily know, they intend on sniping her down.
By now, Lily's professionalism in the art of homicide has carved her into the picture-perfect murdering-machine, in under ten minutes, she has all consumers in her vicinity under her control. Feeling like a fucking king, she sits down on Santa's chair, kicks the terrorist's dead body out of the way with her socked foot, and crosses her legs.
"There's going to be some changes around here..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9gA boy, who couldn't be older than seven years, stands up to the bun-haired maiden, "P-Please m'am, y-you're very pretty, b-but please let us go! I-It's Christmas!"
>What does Lily do next?A) Blows his fucking brains out.
B) Sics one of her Pokemon on him.
C) Explains her sob story.
D) Blows his fucking brains out and THEN sics a Pokemon on his remains.
