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>be me
>living in kanto
>take part time job guarding a checkpoint
>dont care, manager is never around anyway
>spend all day looking at porno mags and drinking beer
>forget beer one day
>irritated
>nothing left to do but fap i guess
>some kid in a dorky red hat comes into the gate
>panic
>tell him the roads closed
>cant think of a reason
>remember booze
>tell him its closed because im thirsty
>wanders away like a retard
>some team rockets come by
>bribe me with nudes of sabrina
>let them through
>school kids want to go to school
>notonmyfuckingwatch.gif
>make them all stand in a line outside with some gamblers
>hear someone come in later
>silent reject in the red hat
>hands me a bottled water
>stare at him
>"just go"
>clock out early and do cocaine all afternoon
i fucking hate my job
