>>50791542I'll go with telepathy since I'm this guy
>>50791959none of the water types that have it (Fini and Palkia) suit me whatsoever and Wobuffet is blue and saluting but he isn't really a accountant type. something supportive like Scatterbug with friend guard or Victini with Victory star maybe but I think the one that best suits a nerdy skinny, useless white guy would be Blipbug. Dartrix and Snivy are nerdy but do nothing for my job. Klutz would emphasize how careless someone like
Me is but does nothing really. Maybe Meowth or Blipbug with telepathy or compound eyes
