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I've posted stories about him on /b/ and /cgl/ before, those of you who browse those boards might recognize this story
>Be Metrocon 2014
>Any of you who have been to Metrocon know about how there's always impromptu battles during con where people gather around and watch
>con staff doesn't like it because people occasionally bet
>"that guy" is Jeff, a 5'6 autismo with a bowl cut/buzz cut hybrid who wears a pokemon shirt and a visor with all right kanto badges everywhere he goes but doesn't cosplay because he "thinks it's silly"
>At con, Jeff is trying to Mack on this hamplanet in a misty cosplay
>Jeff just beat a friend of mine who was cosplaying as Robin and made some shitty robin pun to try and make hamplanet misty laugh
>"Dark types and Shedinja make for the perfect team, nothing can best them"
>I'm cosplaying Reiner Braun
>"Not even the great Reiner Braun of the scout regiment can take down my titan of a team"
>I try so hard not to cringe
>Jeff has a 25$ chipotle gift card which was apparently half his food budget for con, opts to put that up instead of cash
>tell him I'll match the 25$ with cash
>my machamp makes quick work of Jeff's Absol, Weavile, Sharpedo and Krookodile
>His Honchkrow managed to take out my machamp and two of my other pokemon
>I send out my Tyranitar w/sandstorm and begin to whittle down his Honchkrow
>Jeff knows he's fucked because the minute Honchkrow goes down, Shedinja gets sent out and the sandstorm takes it down
>Exactly that happens
>Jeff begins to throw a Whitney tierwon't pony up to a cheap trickster" like me and how I needed to earn that money, but says I ltechnically" won so he tried to call it a draw
>hamplanet coaxes jeff into giving me what I'm owed
>Proceed to eat biggest burrito and chips I've ever seen
>feelsgoodman.jpg
