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I have invented the perfect Pokémon Go drinking game
>pop an incense
>check spawn you know can be shiny
>if not shiny, take a shot
>if shiny, kill the bottle
>take a shot every time you check nearby and see a Pokémon you’d like to check but can’t
>take 4 shots if you go check it and it’s not shiny
>finish 2 bottles if it is
Any other rules you guys wanna add?
That said I’m drunk at 8:57 am.
Alcoholism is being severely ignored right now because no one has anything to do but drink, and those of us who tend to drink often are basically killing ourselves.
Think about it.
I’m working an extra shift tonight but normally this would be my Saturday rn. I get off my graveyard around 8. Get my paycheck around noon. Then I’d usually go to downtown with some friends, hit some bars and catch some Pokémon. (Myself because non-retards don’t play Pokémon when they’re hitting bars)
But now there’s no bars to go to.
So there’s no one to cut the patrons off.
So people are overdoing it and ending up with alcohol poisoning.
Weeellll I’ll just call an ambulance, right? Haha all the hospitals are filled up. You literally drank poison til you died you retard.
Oh, and take 3 shots every time you make a fool of yourself on /vp/ or drunk texting people.
