>>11882310So then I trained up to fight Dark Arceus. And then I went to his lair and fought him. We fought hard, with him using dirty tricks, like using his blood curtiling scream to burst my eardrums. But I finally slayed him by using my fined honed fighting skills, tought to me by a Hitmonchan in the Mountains of Hoenn, where I live. But it was at a cost. I lost my fins. So I had to call and ambulance. I almost died, but they managed to replace my fins with sharp blades, as so I could vanquish my enemies.
It's ironic. I wish to cut my skin so that I can release my suffering, but I cannot, as they are blades, and I can't reach my skin with them.
So now do you think that you know pain? Of course you don't. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY PAIN!
I go here to take care of my "other" needs, as I spent 39 years without sex as part of my battle training, and I must be satisfied...