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>"Hah! Another one down!" the troll thought to himself, as he lifted his crusty, chip dust-covered fingers away from his keyboard
>"This is fantastic! Now I can make more threads saying that I'm buying Sword and Shield to get EVEN MORE epic internet (you)s!"
>His office chair squeaked under his weight as he laid back and congratulated himself once more, shoving more chips down his orange, unclean gullet
>"I even told him to have sex!" he went on in his head, reaching a greasy hand down to scratch his ass
>As he got back into position to shitpost more on his favorite Taiwanese basket-weaving sweatshop forum, he noticed a strange line on his mouse
>Suddenly, he bolted back and shouted "Y-You! You're not supposed to be here!" as he fell to the ground, his fall padded by his dakimakura
>His eyes meandered towards his window, which was normally shut, and found a small crack in his blinds, letting just the faintest hint of sunlight in
>Panicking, the troll reached into his drawer and took out the electrical tape he never got around to using after he dropped out of college and sloppily slammed tape onto the blinds
>The sunlight was gone
>"Ph-Phew..." The troll let out a sigh, walking back to his computer
>Slinking back into his chair, he hovered over another thread, a tear welling in his eye as his finger reached for his "tranny" keybind
