>>30237276>"I'll go on my island challenge earlier! And then, I'll be the greatest Trial Captain ever!" He vowed, his words full of passion.>"But...Mr. Guzma..." A young female grunt pulled at his coat, her voice quavering. "If we go back in time and fix everything...Team Skull won't exist!" She sobbed. "I don't want to lose you guys, I'd be all alone!">"You, uh, make a good point." Guzma stammered. "Well, how about we only fix SOME things?">The grunts nodded in agreement.>"See this quarter? All we gotta do is go back about a hundred years and put it in a bank. Then, we collect the money today, and keep doing it til' we're rich! We can buy video games, fancy pillows, and the loudest sound system you've ever heard! We're gonna change this place from Po Town to RICH Town!">And so, Team Skull embarked on their epic quest to build a Dialga-powered time machine.>Alas, they hit several snags in short succession.>First, they didn't have enough money for plane tickets.>Second, they had no Pokemon to ride to Sinnoh (although Golisopod valiantly attempted to carry as many grunts as he could before falling over).>And last but certainly not least, Silph Co. was out of 36' diameter hamster wheels when Ya Boy placed a call.>So, as always, Team Skull lowered their expectations and settled for going to the local bank and swiping every lollipop they could find.And that's why you should leave enslaving the time giraffe to good ol' Team Galactic. Hope this story was ok, it's my first time doing anything like this. Feel free to hit me up with some constructive criticism.