>>16034599"BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!"
"ICE COLD."
"Are we seriously doing a beach episode?"
You blink twice, steam fumes from your ears, "Y-Yeah? Well, I, uh... You couldn't have banged her! Not with a face like that, you weren't! She's got HIGH STANDARDS."
"OHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT!"
"IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER YET, DUUUUDE!"
"No really, where are the cute swimsuit anime girls at?"
Skeeter isn't listening to your riff though, he's instead lost interest in you, but has found some in someone else.
Miss Leading.He runs a finger down her bare, milky thighs, "HEY GIRL. Why don't we get out of here and pop lock and cock it behind the surfshack? Lose the faggot,
LET ME TAG IT."
Interrupted from reading a magazine article written by one of her publishing rivals, she looks up with faint interest, "....Excuse me?"
A) DUUUUUUUDE you can't let your chick get touchsies like that! You should totes defend her!
B) Dude we're in the age of feminism! You gotta let her deal with it herself!
C) PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION TIME.
