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>Be 22 year old me
>Walk down the street to go buy some chips
>bump into friend
>get to talking
>he asks if I would like a girlfriend
>"sure, okay"
>he says he'll introduce me to a girl that likes Pokemon
>skip to the next 2 days
>I meet the girl my friend was talking about
>she's a 7.5/10
>"hi anon! You like Pokemon too?"
>"Oh hey, yeppers! I love Pokemon and I choose you to be my gf!"
>we start hanging out for a while playing pokemon games and card collecting in the library
>we get along alright
>we plan a date at my place to watch some Pokemon movies
>"aw shiet, netflix and chill"
>we get through half of the first Pokemon movie
>we're really close
>"let me just pop this here" i say as i place my hand on her knee
>she's wearing a skirt so I'm touching her skin
>first time touching a girl its fucking awesome
>suddenly she moves her leg and breathes
>"hey mind if I use your bathroom?"
>"sure no problem"
>the movies over
>"she's been in the bathroom for a while"
>go to check
>the bathroom is empty and the window to outside is open
>mfw
