>>22329835That's not really ironic, just lazy on GF's part.
Anyway, my headcanon is that the spikes are the most sensitive parts of their bodies. Hit it, it fucks them up. Rub it, they melt. Try to start some lewd with it,
99% aren't going to be into humans like that since they're amorphous. The remaining one percent, much like with the wackier fetishes humans have, came to be the way they are because of serious trauma and/or abuse in their early lives and you're literally worse than Netenyahu for wanting them to exist. 