>>55906759>>55907762>uhm, should we really give this kid a starter? He’s quiet and… a security risk >no we won’t, let’s talk to his father>oh… okay we’ll talk to his mother then, she’s still around, right?>>55906761>You encountered a wild Bidoof!>You have no Pokémon!>Bidoof used tackle!>your skull breaks and you get an orbital blow out fracture, your teeth shatter and fall to the floor>>55906787Do they give free Pokémon to circus freaks?
>>55907001In real life, you’re unlikable and no one respects you. No Pokémon would join you out of their own volition.