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My Sylveon keeps humping my leg and I'm not sure what I should do with him. At night his libido usually gets so high that I often have to clean a trail of seed off of my arm in the morning when I wake up if I am unfortunate enough to have my arm hanging off the side of the bed that night, outside of that, I often find an off-white puddle near anything pole shaped that he can wrap his body around that I also have to clean up. I looked into stress relief options, but I accidentally purchased something meant for a different species and now he won't touch anything meant for male insertion. I've considered prostate stimulation options, and he seems to get really into it most of the time, but he still prefers using my arm, leg, or the kitchen table for releasing tension. I had a ditto that solved my issue for about a week, but my Sylveon is so sex crazed that he ended up scaring off the ditto after about a week. I found this out when I started finding puddles again and noticed that the ditto actively avoided being in the same room with the Sylveon during the night when his sex drive is the highest. At this point, I'm scared of bringing him out in public with me because he's probably going to end up trying to fuck the first thing he lays eyes on regardless of egg group or gender, which I can imagine causing some problems with their owner.
TL;DR, my Sylveon is thirsty as fuck and I'm asking if anyone happens to have a female one lying around that can handle his sex drive, at this point, I'm considering spreading my ass for this thing just so he can calm his ass down