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>9 years old
>Staying at my aunts for the night, took GB and Pokemon Yellow
>All I need are the trade only evolutions and I'll have all of the pokemon
>Know my cousin has a GB and red, ask to trade
>Cousin calls me a faggot for still playing pokemon, tries to take GB away from me
>folks had taught me that if anyone tried to take something from me or attempt to hurt me, that I am to punch/kick them in the crotch
>I kick the fucker in the crotch
>He falls over, begins wailing and screaming
>Aunt walks in, sees me standing over him
>Takes GB, throws it away
>I'm already mad as hell
>Punch her in the crotch as hard as I can
>She screams and grabs her crotch, falls to her knees
>I get GB out of trash and run outside
>Fast forward 2 hours
>Aunt had called my parents, told them that I was being violent and to come get me
>Dad shows up, asks me what the hell this was all about
>Tell him the truth
>"You caused all this trouble over a fucking video game? Give it here. Now."
>Do what I'm told, expect to just be grounded
>Fucker tosses it into the street, I watch in horror as a car going 60 MPH runs it over
>Start screaming and crying, go for my dads crotch, gonna punch that shit
>Grabs me by my hair and throws me into the back seat of the car
>Almost silent drive home
>We get home, grounded to my room, but first he removes all of my video games n shit
I managed to get them all back within a week, and got (Well, for me at the time) revenge by taking his porno collection and burning it all on the grill. But, after losing my first pokemon game, I have never since tried to catch them all.
