>>18444043You finally manage to grab a hold of Klefki's ring and as expected, a scuffle ensues between the two of you. The key ring lets out high-pitched cries as he forcefully tries to tug out of your hands, but you refuse to let go.
"COME ON! STAY STILL!"
"KLEFKLEFKLEFKLEFKLEFKLEFKLEF!"
You may be embarrassing yourself, BUT HOLY SHIT THIS PIXIE HAS HAD IT COMING SO FUCKING HARD.
And then, just as it seems like you're going to over power him,
you hear Serena getting relentlessly torn down by Bidoof."A-Alice, quick! Hold onto Klefki for poppy, a-and don't let him get away!" angered by the beaver's bullshit, you exchange the key ring u're daughteru and start running over to the plump rodent.
"Okay, okay!~ I got it poppy!~"
Since Alice is lighter and weaker, Klefki has virtually no problems with lifting her up in the air.
She starts kicking her little legs, "Wheeeeeeeeee!~ 'M flyin'!~"
"Besides, I can't hire a girl with a fox Pokemon. We already /have/ a fox, if you didn't know, and that fox is me--See the ears? See the ears? See 'em? See 'em? Yeah, these ears, these are my ears, many people may have better ears but these cardboard ones are mi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Your boot comes in contact with his face, and that's the end of that story. Shocked, Serena gasps and covers her mouth with her hands, "O-Oh!"
"Don't sweat it Serena, Fox News is full of dumb conservative nerds anyways."
