>>22373042While Delphox humbly patches up her beloved Greninja, she's unaware that he subtly regains consciousness, and when he does, he decides to play things smooth. Unbeknownst to his nurse, Greninja's tongue slowly becomes active and inches itself closer and closer and closer...
Until it touches her fur.
"D-Del!"
A surge travels through Delphox as she reels back and spies the meaty, moisturized tongue lathering her fur. Aggravated, she scoffs and lights Greninja ablaze with Incinerate, questioning why she even bothers dealing with him.
Greninja lets out a pained ribbit but is otherwise fine, you can't blame him for trying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-l9nw4_MMcWith that ordeal over with, Drasna approaches you with that sweet old granny smile that literally everyone but you likes.
"Oh, you! You're too much! You and your Pokemon are simply charming!"
"Yeah, something like that." you mumble, disinterested for the most part.
Then she spouts some shit about lore or something, you can't be bothered to listen, "You know, my grandparents came to Kalos from a distant region. They came from a town where the past lives on..." yeah you're just tuning her out here, "When I was growing up at their knees, they raised me on tales of the Pokemon of time and space. It's really thanks to those stories that I decided to become a Dragon-type trainer."
A) "Well you should probably retire. You're almost dead, granny."
B) "OH MY GOD I DO NOT CARE."
C) "If that's true why are you such a jobber?"
D) "Man, the only time and space I care about right now are MY time and MY space, and you are wasting MY time and you're invading MY personal SPACE."