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>be me
>11
>king of Hawaii or some shit
>got the title through what is either legal dogfights or slavery with consent if Sinnoh is right
>girlfriend leaves me to go be with her mom
>her mom tried kill us both
>her mom also tried to destroy the multiverse with a squid monster
>now my only friends are a crime boss, a normie with green hair, old gf's emo brother, and a middle aged man who never wears a shirt
>alone at the top
>tfw no gf
