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>all remakes so far have come five years between each other
>oras is already two years old
>if pattern holds, dp remakes will touch down in just three years
>tfw we are (probably) this fucking close to dp remakes already
I want to stop getting old. I don't want to be an old man, it's coming too fast.
I'm barely halfway through my twenties and my perception of time has accelerated enough that I can already see my limp raggidy liverspotted meatsack of a decaying mind and body laying in a nursing home, watching bullshit from my youth and playing my deep yellow SNES while a nurse comes in to periodically wipe my dirty bummy, crying as I ask myself internally: "Why did it have to come to this?"
I have no friends, no family. I will be there alone, and at this rate, in no time.
Oh well, fuck. Anyway I hope GF doesn't fuck this shit up again.
