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>go to a raid with about 10 people from a local facebook group
>one of the raids is in an empty parking lot so we all park together in a group
>one guy brings his two kids who can also play
>another guy leaves his car door open and puts his phone on his seat as he walks away to fix the position of his backseat
>the little boy of the guy who brought his two kids see the phone
>he hops in the guy's car and takes his phone
>walks over to a flower bush
>starts pouring dirt into the charging port
>walks back to the car and puts the phone back where he found it
>go to another raid
>guy who got dirt poured into his phone is wondering how the fuck his phone got dirt all over it
>the kid yells "BECAUSE YOU'RE VALOR SCUMM!!"
>his dad starts yelling at him
>his dad yells "IF I WOULD'VE FOUND OUT EARLIER, I WOULDA BEAT YOUR ASS"
>everyone turns a blind eye
I probably won't see that dude bring his son until his son's bruises heal.
