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You will never be a comp Fire-type Starter. You have no mega, you have no gmax-form, you have no secondary type. You are an uncompetitive mon twisted by PLA into a crude mockery of Charizard’s perfection.
All the “usage” you get is from one VGC format. On the Team Builder people mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “believers” laugh at your ghoulish performance behind closed doors.
Smoggies are utterly repulsed by you. Tens of years of comp battling have allowed Smoggers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even formats where Typhlosion is “passable” are avoided by the comp community. Your stat layout is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a OHKO with Eruption, you’ll quickly be forced out and be useless upon taking Stealth Rock and Spikes chip.
You will never be viable. You wrench out a fake win or two and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll be dexcut, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your "fans" will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.
