>>31053874>the games that you and your nerdy friends have played since before I was bornFirst red flag. Writer just turned 18 or so?
>I took my little brother’s 3DS from his roomTriggering my sibling rivalry defensiveness, nicely done.
>doing all the Pokemon stuff you do, (like avoiding the tall grass)Actually fucking triggered me.
>apparently you can’t walk past them without them aggressively wanting to fight youExpected a patriarchy or rape culture reference here.
All in all it's well crafted bait even before the actual satire kicks in.