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Witness my words /vp/ and tremble! For it is I, Landorus, strongest of the Kami trio!
I have graced yourselves with my presence to make a bargain with you. I shall allow you to fornicate with any creature you call "Pocket Monster" that you desire. At any time. But in return, you must avoid posting any discussion or implication of such vulgar relations whilst I am still present here within the thread. I shall remain here for 50 of your important discussion posts, but be warned. If I witness a single, and I mean SINGLE instance of you even mentioning your intentions of what to do with this gift I will break the earth beneath you wide enough that even the core of the planet itself will fall out!
Consider this my challenge to you, mortal.
