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Hey Faggots,
My name is Red, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, breeders who spend every second of their day looking for stupid ass eevees. You are everything bad in this region. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any badges? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than releasing your starters.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was king of the mountain, and best trainer in arborsculpture. What battles have you won, other than “jumping off of a ledge for five hours”? I also have great balls, and have a banging hot Pigeot (She just raped Erika; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: It’s me and my fossil.
