>>19902361Because Alice is not even half the pussy that you are, she decides to tail the twitchy rabbit back to his home domain, whatever-it-is. She tells herself that she won't be gone long, she'll probably come back after finding out what he's up to and all that, then come back before you even notice she's missing. Thank goodness u're waifu is distracting you with the educational wonders of reading and hot boobs.
You're a terrible parent.
Anyhow, the little girl steps up to the mirror. She places her hand on it, and just like the Bunnelby, her hand goes through the glassy surface. An attribute pertaining to her origins that wouldn't work on blockheads like you.
Feeling ballsy, Alice dives into the mirror like a swimmer, and while she does cause a lot of ripples in the mirror, she instantly regrets her decision.
Because now she is plunging down a hole that's a thousand or so feet deep.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!~ I messsssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeed uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!~"
>Loli game over death imminent; wat do?A) QUICK, GRAB AN UMBRELLA
B) FLAP LIKE A BIRD!
C) HOLD ONTO A FLOATING APPLE AND NEVER LET GO.
D) SUMMON A FLYING CARPET
E) IMAGINE THAT THERE IS A BED AT THE BOTTOM
