>>20671280Rather than make any easily regrettable impulse decisions, you decide to wait it out until you see what item is revealed before bidding. On the contrary to your choice, others in the audience are already tightening their grip on their signs, dead set on shooting for the first bid and shooting down others in the process.
Korrina is shaking you too and fro, absolutely hyped by the concept despite her initial failure here, "GAAAAAAAHHH!~ It's starting, let's go, let's go, let's go Calem! We got this in the baaaaaaaaaag!~"
Suddenly, in a bright flash of smoke, fireworks and dazzling sparkles, the first item appears seated on its very own podium. The Pidove directs the audience's attention to it, and coos at the top of his lung, Slowking tries to yell too, but he only lets out another snoozy yawn.
"KAKEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEN WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET ME, KAKU-KAKU, INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR FIRST BRAWL INSTIGATOR! TAKE A GANDER AT OUR FIRST ITEM UP FOR BID!"
"STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP! THESE DELUXE VITAMINS WILL SHOOT YOU TO THE TOP OF THE META IN NO TIME! KAKEROOO, KAKEROOOOO! Too tired to exercise? Too weak and frail? In a dire need to show your strengths while maintaining your laziness? KAKEROOOO KAKEROOO! THESE EFFORT VALUE VITAMINS ARE JUST WHAT YOU NEED! The bid starts at FIVE...WHATEVEROURCURRENCYISITHINKIT'SPOKEDOLLARS! KAKEROOOOOOOOO!"
Immediately, four rivaling Slowpokes in the crowd raise their signs. They're all cosplaying as Speedy Gonzales, the Flash, Sonic the Hedgehog, and the Road Runner, respectively.
"TEN!"
"FIFTEEN!"
"TWENTY-FIVE!"
"FORTY-ONE, BIIIITCH!"
Fastpokes. A rare tumblr breed.
>Item #1: A deluxe vitamin set to increase the HP, Atk, Def, Sp. Atk, Sp. Def, and Spd EVs of your Pokemon!A) Bid! There's never anything wrong with taking a shortcut if it means stronger mons, baby.
B) Don't bid! The strength of your mons must come from the heart!
