>>56365492That bird is such a bro. You know what? I think I would even make a very good dungeon explorer for Chatot. And I think... I think I would even be one of Chatot's top explorers.
My point is, that I would probably be one of Chatot's elite special forces... Right?
Here's the thing... No matter how much you disapprove of the bird, no matter how much you dislike him... Which I do... You have to admit to yourself that having someone with that level of 'cachet', with that level of swagger, that level of panache, that level of 'je ne sais quoi', that level of 'savoir faire', having the eye of someone like that on you, and you know for a fact that you're his top guy!
That's crazy. That's crazy! Right? What if Chatot needed something, he needs a problem to be solved, and you're his guy, you're like his go-to guy, can you imagine that for a second?
What if Chatot said that "you're such a physical beast, dude."
like, imagine Chatot saying to you "You're such a physical NASTY BEAST, bro that I'm basically gonna make you in charge of a platoon of top rank explorers. You're basically so honked up and SHREDDED that I have NO CHOICE but to make you a legend, in Wigglytuff's Guild"
I would say to myself... man, this Chatot guy is up to no good, I hate this! I don't know what I'm gonna do... I'm... I'm chatot's top guy! What am I gonna do...? Chatot choose ME to lead the revolution. There's no way to resists that.
Whoa... Chatot needs me? Ok. I'll do it. I'm gonna bat for you Chatot!
