>>19984820The tie was randomized.Your inner conscience is telling you something, you decide to tune in to it before making a decision.
>"Dude, he's a chicken, just push him lol.">'Oh right. That IS an option.'Without as much as another wink, you turn this hullabaloo into a violent encounter by pushing the chickenshit down to the ground, thanks to the power of an uncaring bitchslap. If he gets mad, you can always justify it, his shitty party in no way compares to your throbbing head pain.
"BAKAWK!" he squeaks out upon being blown the fuck out. This cry for help signifies his two lackeys to run over and check up on him, they note only two things when they arrive: their bro is down, and you are standing up.
One of them bumps into you like a big guy, "AY, AY, AY HOLMES. 'WAS GOIN' ONNNN? WASSA 'DA MATTAH HERE, AY, AY, AY? I see ya holmes, I see ya, I see ya PUSHIN' our bro down, MESSIN' WITH HORCHATA! Horchata's the min, see! Don'tjah be messin' 'wit Horchataaaaa!"
People are starting to notice that you're being harassed by a bunch of cocks. Maybe if you're lucky, you can call it self-defense!
A) Push his lackeys down too.
B) Steal the ice bag and make a run for it.
C) "Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? Stab me?"
