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>mew through some currently unknown method evolves into ditto
>ditto starts mimicking its surroundings until it finds a form it likes and locks into it permanently
>this is where new pokemon come from
>pokemon are naturally violent
>if left unchecked they'll completely destroy any world they're on
>arceus created humans and gave them a natural bond to pokemon as a form of harm reduction
>the more humans have pokemon fight for sport with rules and regulations the less likely they are to go all out and level mountains and stuff
>indian elephants are strong enough to stop a charging tauros
>officer jennies and nurse joys aren't human
>they're pokemon in the human shaped egg group
>joys are fairy types with 100% female ratio
>jennies are fighting types with a 80/20 male to female ratio
>santa is ash's dad
