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>be me
>go to sleep on Christmas eve
>wake up in the middle of the night
>hear noise
>go down stairs
>some fat fuck is breaking into our house and leaving somethings under our tree
>fight the fucker beat the shit out of him
>the fat fuck has a white beard decide to pull it
>beard and stash comes off the fat fuck
>its John Hanke from niantic
>let go in shock and take a step back
>"heh nothing personal kid"
>John Hanke leaves through the fireplace
>fuck
>go outside of my house
>see him ride off with irl stantlers
>John Hanke starts shouting "Merry Hankemas"
>go back inside
>check what he put under my tree
>it has wrapping
>open it
>its a pokeball
>see what's inside
>its a gardevoir
>thanks hanke
>check its gender
>its male
HANKE
>see note inside the wrapping
>merry hankemas
Merry hankemas anons
