>>12571831Quags tried to defend us with his moves, Ice Punching any bird that came too close. However, they proved to be too much of a problem. Only a few managed to faint.
"Could you maybe speed it up back there?"
Quags scowled, "Well gee, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PUNCH A BIRD BEFORE?
We were outnumbered, getting pecked and stabbed so hard that it wasn't even funny. Not even my Counters could save us from their torture. They were just so mad that they didn't care about the double damage they were receiving. There were so many of them that even when one fainted, two more took its place.
Eventually I resorted to a last resort and used Charm the maximum number of times to lower their attack six-fold. Now they just felt like mild little bug bites on a gigantic leaking cyst.
A) Reason with the Fletchlings.
B) Show them the Cylinduava.
C) Use the Rachel Ray brand hot plate to make food for the Fletchlings.
D) RUN NIGGA, RUN! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!