>>19339314He has a certain fondness for diapers that is impeccable and unrivaled by that of any of his co-workers, which all couldn't give two flying fat shits about diapers anyway.
In order to remove the insta-cancer that comes with dumpster-diving, he microwaves all of them to remove the germs and bacteria, and because it makes the diaper hot and feel nice on his crotch.
He touches his pretzels with these hands, you know.
But that's not all that's wrong about him, he also..
A) is the self-proclaimed "idea guy" everytime a group of people come together to make a fangame.
B) wants to fuck his imouto.
C) makes a comic based off all of his OCs.
D) is the head president of the Super Duper Sumos fanclub.
