>>47016717Hey guys, did you know that in terms of female human and male Pokémon breeding, Machamp is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the Human-Like egg group, which is comprised entirely of mammals, Machamp are an average of 5"03' tall and 286.6 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to lift human women, and with their impressive Base Stats for Attack and access to Bulk Up, they can be rough with you. Due to their strict training regimen, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Machamp would last an incredibly long time, so long that you could easily have sex with one for hours. They can also learn the moves Work-Up, Heavy Slam, Attract, Helping Hand, and Focus Energy, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their ability No Guard, they will knock you up every single time. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you tease one enough, it will rape you.
