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HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO YOU SEE THIS GODDAMN SEXY PIECE OF HEXAGONAL VOMIT?!
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING ZYGARDE, BITCH, AND IT'S THE MEANEST FUCKING DRAGON/GROUND TYPE YOU'LL EVER FUCKING MEET!
I DON'T GIVE AN INVERTED FUCKING ANUS THAT GARCHOMP HAS A MEGA EVOLUTION AND FLYGON MIGHT GET ONE, ZYGARDE DOESN'T FUCKING NEED ONE
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GLORIOUS ASSHOLE'S STATS? LOOK THAT SHIT UP ON SMOGON OR SEREBII CUNT. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT IT'S BORDERLINE NOW, LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT ITS FUCKING AMAZING MOVES.
OH WHAT'S THAT? LAND'S WRATH ISN'T AS FUCKING GOOD AS EARTHQUAKE? FUCK YOU, TRY USING EARTHQUAKE IN DOUBLES YOU SCRUB! THIS SHIT IS DESIGNED TO APPEAL TO THE METAGAME, AND IN JAPAN THEY FUCKING PLAY DOUBLES. JUST WAIT UNTIL THOUSAND ARROWS AND THOUSAND WAVES ARE RELEASED MOTHERFUCKER. THOUSAND WAVES TRAPS ANY POKEMON IT HITS WITH 90 BP, AND IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO STAY IN, IT LEARNS DRAGON TAIL! THOUSAND ARROWS IS BASICALLY A GROUND TYPE SMACKDOWN, EXCEPT IT DOESN'T SUCK AT ALL. IT'S WAY MORE POWERFUL AND HAS STAB, AND COMPLETELY FUCKS THE METAGAME. ZYGARDE IS THE FUCKING ORDER POKEMON, SO IT'S HERE TO FUCKING REORDER THE BROKEN METAGAME.
ROTOM? FUCK YOU. TALONFLAME? FUCK YOU. TOGEKISS? FUCK YOU. SKARMORY? FUCK YOU. CHARIZARD? FUCK YOU. ZAPDOS? FUCK YOU.
AIR BALLOON HEATRAN?
FUCK YOU, YOUR ITEM IS NOW FUCKING WORTHLESS YOU SHITHEAP!
ZYGARDE WILL FUCK UP EVERY SOLID COUNTER ALONG THESE LINES IN THE ENTIRE METAGAME WITH A SINGLE MOVE, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. EVERYONE WILL USE ONE JUST TO COUNTER THE MOST POPULAR TEAMS. ICE TYPES, THE WEAKEST TYPE, WILL STAND A BIT MORE OF A CHANCE THAT WAY. ORDER POKEMON, BITCHES!
SINCE EVERYONE WILL USE IT, SMOGON WILL SUSPECT TEST IT TO BE BANNED TO UBER FOR OVERCENTRALISING THE METAGAME JUST LIKE THAT FUCKING BORING SWORD. BUT GUESS WHAT, KOFFING? SUPER EFFECTIVE STAB MOVE THAT NEGATES LEVITATE, BITCH! YOU'RE DOWN.
GET A FUCKING ZYGARDE AND GET READY FOR THOUSAND ARROWS, BITCH! I FUCKING ORDER YOU.
