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Dear Diary,
Today I wanted to tribute Ash with the most intimate gift I could think of. I made went to make him a sub sandwich but instead of meat and vegetables I took my skirt and panties off, hunched over the bread and unleashed a giant brown loaf from my tight ass that was 4 inches thick and 12 inches long. I was going to take it to him but then I bitched out and dropped spaghetti. My heart is broken.
- Serena
