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>be me
>be in highschool
>play pokemon emerald at school, on my gba
>two chads walk up to me, chuckling like fucktards
>"Hey faggot!", one of the brutes blurt out. "Nice toy, wanna show us it"
>"Fuck off you fucking niggers", I reply back, hoping they'd go away
>it doesn't work
>they get pissed
>the two chads punch me in the face and take my GBA
>I fall to the ground, and piss myself
>one of the chads throw my GBA to the ground, and it breaks into a gorillion pieces from the strength and power of his throw
>I start to cry, while laying on the concrete floor covered in my own piss and shit
>two stacies point and laugh at me
>every kid starts to surround me and laugh at my pain and suffering
>I start to scream
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>I get up, and I push one of the stacies to the ground
>then I pull my pants down, and shit on her face
>Everyone screams and runs away
>im not done yet
>I start to shit in my bag, and I chase after the chads who bullied me
>I throw my shit at them, while hurling swear words and death threats at them
>some of my shitbombs miss, and I hit one of the teachers by accident
>the teacher gets pissed, and tackles me to the ground while shouting "YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT RETARD, THROWING YOUR FUCKING SHIT AT ME. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!"
>the teacher beats the shit out of me, and doesn't get fired from his job
>I get expelled from school, and my parents disown me
