>>12937983The students applauded and all bought old copies of RBY that day and accepted Mew as their lord and savior. A Pidgeot named “Original 151" flew into the room and perched atop the Kanto Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Pokédex for the first 151 was read several times, and Mew himself showed up and removed every Pokémon past the first 151.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the Pokérus for fucking his Pokémon and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. There are only 151 Pokémon
