>>56021524Azelie seething at Alex got a lot funnier when you disclosed her height to be nearly a foot shorter than him.
>"And I was like, THIS close to calling out Flash Cannon or just blowing her brains out myself, but then I thought, 'Am I really gonna kill someone today? She's just a fucking college student and I don't think I can cover up the death of a prominent Battle Chateau person even though I'm fully justified', so I let her storm off. Bitch didn't even take her money. Never trust a woman with wide hips! Never trust a woman in a miniskirt either! Or a crop top!"