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I hate this stupid fucking axolotl. It's on every single fucking team I play against. Whenever I see it's stupid grin-clad face I feel my fists clench and my blood begin to boil. Just seeing that fucking floating axolotl it fucking ruins my day. It always runs the stupid "MUH SCALD" set, except when it doesn't and revenges me with the fucking physical set. Not only that, but the stupid fucking vacant expression on its moronic face sends me into a frustrated rage. Do you see how it's smiling without a care in the world? It fucking knows I hate it, and it's almost as if it's trying to say "Well what the fuck are you going to do about it, you little bitch?" Why the hell does a lizard-fish even exist? Why is its tail a fucking blue hot dog? Why does it never stop smiling? It makes no sense, holy fucking shit.
