>>20663152>>20663344https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10635571 Sorry but it's not particularly smutty.>>20662976-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_1lU638EOs"They call him... JOHNNY. JOHNNY CASHEWS."
You and Korrina make it to the auction site, taking place at of all places, a wine vineyard on Route 18. It is here that, behind a conveniently placed pillar, Korrina explains to you the identity of the ruffian that stole her gear.
"J-Johnny...Cashews?"
"He's like, the most powerful bidder in the tristate area, he's won thirteen regional championships in Pokemon Auctioning even though his entire species is supposed to be amongst the lowest ranked in the meta! And get this: He has the BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGEST collection of furskin memorabilia this side of Kalos!"
"..Furskin memorabilia?"
"Mm. Oh! And that right next to him is Chewie Walnuts, his loyal pre-pubescent partner in crime!"
"...But that's a Snorunt.."
"THE MOST CHEATSY SNORUNT YOU'LL EVER KNOW! All he ever says is 'muchachachachachachachacha!' and give Johnny advice! They work together to make sure they win every good bid EVERY TIME!"
A) "Let me piece this: You tied in a top bid against that punk, and you lost in a battle against him?"
B) "What the hell does 'muchachachachachachacha' mean?"
C) "Johnny Cashews... Damn that's a fucking sick name!"
D) "G-Gosh, auctioning seems like it's serious business.."
