>>24634236Scrambling away from that haunting moment in history (one you literally witnessed firsthand), you venture back to your Menhir mishaps. "I was abducted by aliens, little green mons.. except the aliens were being overrun by this mad crazy rebellion of farm Pokemon they had abducted.. I helped them out
for free, fucked some Boo Boo Keys in the process, and they told me about their legend: The memories are a bit hazy because of how long ago it was, but I recall them once claiming this planet as their own, and abandoning it because of the evolving human race and their developing bonds with prehistoric Pokemon... sounds like they could have been multiverse-travelers too now that I think about it.."
"They had been waiting for a god, see, but the fella never came, and when it failed to show, they left a sacred tribute in their place and skedaddled in search of greener pastures.. I... I had a chance to acquire that offering too, they told me where they had stashed it.. but I didn't swipe it. I, er.. I gave it up."
"Hm. Gave it up, huh? And why would that be?"A) "I uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. wanted to see if I could get some.. pootang early on without experiencing the heartbreaking struggle of loss.
I Did Not Succeed.."B) "I thought I was too smart for infinite everlasting knowledge. And I STILL think that."
C) "I'm an atheist, therefore I don't believe in "false gods".
D) "By the time I got back to earth it was my bedtime senpai."
