>>34571107True uses for Flareon:
Melting your kettle
Burning your house down
Being a stiff smelly turdpillow
True uses for Sylveon:
Using its ribbons as an extra pair of hands to help you carry things.
Having the softest fur that smells like gumballs to help freshen the air wherever it goes
Kick the shit out of those inferior Flareons.