>>16227810Yes, thank you for based fanart!~>>16227766As the tractor beams freeze you and Miss Leading in place, you decide that it's now or never. You might as well tell Miss a story in order to pass the time until your inevitable death.
"Hey Miss!" you yell over the luopd hum of
"Yes?!"
"You know, since we're going to die anyways at the hands of alien rapists, I might as well tell you about this one funny story from my childhood! See, when I was a kid, I met this black kid at Trainer's School right? And he said that he wanted to kiss me, so I was like, 'I-I'M SAVING THAT FOR MY WAIFU', but then he went into this difficult and complex explanation about how this kiss won't count since we're both guys and therefore it's invalid, he then went into this deeper explanation about how if we DO kiss, he'll be able to transfer his intelligence into me and by extension, make ME smarter. It was then that I felt like I had something to prove..."
Miss Leading has never cringed harder in her life.
"We kissed, for a long time, in front of the school during recess in front of the street where all the cars passed through. Then he said he wanted to touch penises, AND HE SAID IT WAS OKAY because like, if we touched penises, then he would transfer his muscle strength to me and-"
An epiphany hits you right then and there.
"Oh god that fucking nigger was rusing me wasn't he?"
