>>13472760"SUBTRACT 'DAT FROM $75!"
"I JUST DID, IT'S LIKE $19!!!"
"NINETEEN HOLLA DOLLA?!"
"YES, NINETEEN HOLLA DOLLA!"
As soon as you hear the news, you get out that amount and pay him forward. It really doesn't feel right cheating a bunch of stereotypical black people in the middle of a desert village with no real explanation as to why, but man, does it feel fun!
"A'ight mistah talking-lilypad-thang, we'll get 'chu, 'DA DRUGS!...AY YO ERNIE! HOW MUCH IS DRUGS IN THIS SHITHOLE AGAIN?!"
"SIX BUCKS PER KILO, BOSS!"
Lead nigga finally does what little math he can on his own, since you need three kilos, all he does is a quick multiplication, followed by a breezy subtraction from the amount you handed over to him.
"......OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! WE MAKE A ONE DOLLAH PROFIT! HOLLA!"
With that, lead nigga heads off with two of his homies in search of a seller. While they do that, you should kill the time by calling someone on your Xtransceiver!
...But who?
>Call whom?A) Call Rosa.
B) Call Hugh.
C) Call Hilbert.