>>11833771The stage floor opens up to reveal a magnificent sight.
"LO, AND BEHOLD! I CALL IT, THE PELIPPER...W-Well, um. I don't have a punsy name for it yet, SO WE'LL JUST CALL IT THE PELIPPER MOBILE!"
A big-mouthed Pelipper with flappy wings is what appears, fit with archived recordings of live Pelippers chirping and whatnot.
The Pelipper-Mobile opens its mouth..
"MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE!"
Wally smiles, "Now you see, THE TRUE GREATNESS OF THE PELIPPER-MOBILE!"
One hippie raises his hand, "But dude. It's just like, a car with wings."
Wally coughs twice, hacking up some blood, "T-That's just what you think! Would anyone care to volunteer to test it out? It's super duper safe!"
>Volunteer?A) Sure! If you don't who will?
B) It's not worth it. Some other unlucky douche will ask.
