>>17635519You run over to Dedenne and scoop his cute little hamster body up, "Damn...I was really banking on you to save my bacon for this entire fight... Looks like I can't rely on plot armor after all--erm, whatever that means..."
Your eyes fleet over to Serena and the lolis for emotional support. Although u're waifu is trying hard not to sleep--as it would be vehemently rude and would later come back to bite her in the ass--, it's evident that she'll conk out at any minute. She also hasn't written a thing about the battle in her journal, aside from a few scribbles invoked by dwindling consciousness.
To prove that she isn't sleeping on you, she waves her pom-poms weakly, only for a sneeze to interrupt that.
Alice and Bonnie manage to wave without stooping to such lows, thankfully.
"Uh, t-thanks guys! Dedenne, return, you did great."
"N-Ne, ne..."
"Now...HEXCALIBUR, I CHOOSE Y-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4egB4b2iLoHexcalibur is released from his pokeball alright, but immediately two things become blatant straightaway. First off, he's released in his Snivy form. That's enough to cause problems all on its own, but nothing can compare to problem number two.
"Sni, sni! Snivy!""...What the hell are you doing?"
Hexcalibur turns around and holds a finger up to his lips. He whispers in a hushed tone, "FOOL. Do not break my illusion, as from this moment henceforth, I am to masquerade as a normal Pokemon in order to befuddle the enemy!...and in an effort to act genuine within this ungodly hero-less generation."
Fuck.
The spooky grass snake turns his attention back to Magneton. Using his powers, Hexcalibur raises his voice ten pitches too high and gets it all feminine like.
"Vy vy, Snivy!"
>'Oh dear fuck Hexcalibur what are you doing and why are you doing it now...'A) Use Mirror Coat!
B) Use Worry Seed!
C) Use Aqua Tail!
D) Use Swords Dance!
