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I know we're not meant to be talking about DubsClover yet but this thread is slow as balls so fuck it.
Since the MC's dad is meant to be a pirate, I thought that in actuality he was a butt pirate ie gay and that's why he doesn't live with you at home, your mother having kicked him out. The various people you meet who claim to have 'sailed' with him are actually his butt buddies. Basically they don't want to corrupt [s4s]-tan by telling her that her father loves cock and it's all innuendo (teehee) until in the post game Stump or someone outright tells you he fucked your dad and calls him a filthy butt pirate. It'll be one of the greatest ruses of all time.
"Imma level with ya kid, I fucked your dad. I fucked him a lot. More than ya mom probably."
